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Tumble-dryered

Absolutely, completely and utterly paraplegic from the drink
Jesus your man had a tough one last weekend, he was tumble-dryered
by ragingjackass69 March 16, 2021
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Walmart Tumbleweed

A plastic grocery bag that often "rolls" across the landscape and over cars, often becoming airborne and continuing on until they find an obstacle such as a fence, hedge or tree branch to light upon.

Another common name, Tennesee Tumbleweed, is something of a misnomer, since most are Made in China for Walmart stores, which distribute them worldwide, and are doomed to roam the earth, forever, and choke out all life.
Joe:"There goes another Walmart Tumbleweed down the road."

Laura:"Where do you think they are going?"

Joe:"To find the others and return to the mother ship."
by hoppin'joe July 5, 2011
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tumbleweave

Strictly city/urban: A ratty ball of fake hair extention (commonly referred to as "weave") that has been roaming the streets since it liberated itself from someones, ahem, "hair."

Usually it has picked up other debris in it's tangled mess, adding to it's charm.
After seeing something skittering along out of the corner of your eye:

"Shit! I thought that was a rat. Just tumbleweave."
by chanliteheart April 8, 2010
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Rusty Tumbler

Someone who is sexually inexperienced and awkward in sexual situations.
"Last night i was at the bar and this Rusty Tumbler wouldn't leave me alone!"
"Oh Yeah? Well your girlfriend said your a Rusty Tumbler."
by PeteMerrill May 3, 2009
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Blonde hair blue eyed town bicycle in Lake County CA. A 5’2” 100lb “Jennie” that never has an actual home and loves smoking and snorting meth. Distributes STDs around from one guy to the next (like a tumble weed in the wind) collecting grime and garbage in her vagina through her journey of “being free”
“I don’t care what you do with your life sweetie, as long as you don’t become a Lake County dirty tumble weed, I will be proud to be called your father!”
by Ihatetweakers July 16, 2021
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Baltimore tumble weed

A black porn or liquor bag blowing in the wind. Bags such as these are commonly observed tumbling up and down the streets there.
Wow, that last block had four Baltimore tumble weeds on it...a new record!
by wallyTour August 10, 2009
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Merthyr Tumbleweed

A plastic carrier bag, usually from Kwik Save, which can be found blowing around the valleys of South Wales on a windy day.
Dai, is that a Merthyr Tumbleweed blowing around the pub car park?
by Lingoooo October 27, 2007
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