Toilet troubles

Constipation

I'm having some toilet troubles.

by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017

Troubley Wubbleys

When an individual has a 'gut feeling' something bad is going to happen without there being any sort of reason for them to believe that. This would also be used to describe when someone randomly gets the goosebumps or chills out of nowhere.

*Friend walks into a room* Weird I just got a case of the troubley wubbleys.

by walkamole September 12, 2018

Trouble Trap

A vagina so addictive that no matter what, it gets you in trouble, everytime. Examples of trouble: bankruptcy, lose your job, lose your house, lose your wife, etc.

Similar to ‘Drama Drapes.’

My girlfriend left me cuz I couldn’t stay away from my ex’s trouble trap.

by BrowntownStL February 7, 2022

wrist trouble

Homosexuality. Derives from the tendency for gay men to dangle their hands effeminately when gesticulating (...not that there's anything wrong with that).

Guy 1: I'm pretty sure the dude that cuts my hair has wrist trouble.
Guy 2: A gay male hairdresser? You're shittin' me!

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

troubleshat

The process of troubleshooting while using the restroom.

I've tried everything I could think of and couldn't find the issue, so I went and troubleshat in the toilet for a while and the answer just came to me

by Steve J. Rodriguez March 5, 2008

the troubles

The Troubles: A conflict that started in the 1969 when the British felt like doing some target practice in a more real scenario

We killed no innocent people during the troubles! -Brit

by Eskimo1313 October 7, 2015

tube trouble

Stuck on a packed train with a turtlehead (a poo), no where to go.

John Connor to Danny 'I was on the train home last night in rush hour and i seriously had tube trouble'.

Danny 'no toilets about?'

John Connor 'nah i was storing it like a camel all day!'.

by AGnumbnuts November 9, 2011