Toronto

A time-capsule, buried in the 1960s and recently unearthed on the southern shore of Lake Ontario.

Archaeologist #1: "We opened up that city-sized time capsule that we found on the shore earlier this week."

Archaeologist #2: "High five. What was in it?"

Archaeologist #1: "Lots and lots and lots and lots of people with plaid shirts, super-tight jeans, thick-rimmed glasses, and bow ties, all listening to grating three-chord music. 1960s stuff, basically."

Archaeologist #2: "Ohhhhh. That's Toronto you found. It was probably just buried in snow. Not a time capsule. And those 1960s relics are just hipsters."

Archaeologist #1: "Shit. My bad."

by hipster_of_the_month December 5, 2012

Toronto

Toronto is the most cosmopolitan, ethnically-diverse city in Canada and, last time I checked, North America. Many Vancouverites and Montrealers can't accept this and say that Toronto is violence-ridden and that we have a drug problem, overlooking the fact that Vancouver's drug problem is so bad that they actually have detox centers run by the city where heroin addicts can get a safe hit. I won't even talk about Montreal, other than to say that they're whining bitches that can't deal with the fact that they're not Canada's biggest and best city in Canada and haven't been since the 70's.

Also, all these small-town farmboys and rural mofos that talk about our crime problem and shit really have no idea what they're talking about because they are too busy fornicating with farm animals and relatives to come to Toronto to experience it first hand.

Besides, we have the hottest women in the world, including Paris and New York. Period.

Toronto kicks massive ass.

by bad daddy April 17, 2005

Toronto

A great city to live in. Some people are full of themselves and like to think the sun shines for them and only for them, but the majority of people in Toronto are truly good people. Many interesting and beautiful neighbourhoods to explore, and great restaurants/ bars/ cafes etc. One negative thing is that the city continually tears down historic buildings, and build ugly "modern" looking ones. like the Royal Ontario Museum's crystal extension. We also tend to ignore the impoverished people in our city, such as the community of Regent Park, Jane and Finch, or parts of Scarborough. Crime is a problem in Toronto, but so is it in any other city of it's size. Actually, for it's size, Toronto has a very low crime rate. Public transit is okay, could be better. But I've deffinately seen worse. All in all, Toronto is a great city to live in. My favourite neighbourhoods include: The Annex, Queen Street West, and the Harbourfront.

"Hey everybody, Toronto isn't perfect - but it is still a great city to be in!"

by Jon310 January 20, 2009

torontonian

While often misunderstood by fellow Canadians as someone who pretends to occupy the center of the universe, upon visiting this fair city these misguieded compatriots find themselves compelled to admit that the Torontonian actually does.

A native inhabitant of the northwestern shore of Lake Ontario, the Torontonian has also been known to inhabit snowy hills and wooded climbs...and to lament the abysmal record of one of the most poorly managed professional hockey teams of all time.

by Ron Kuipers May 22, 2006

university of toronto

1. Best known as the Harvard of Canada and a member of the "Canadian Ivey Leagues", known for its academic prowess.

2. The first university in the world to maximize profits by accepting even those students it would normally reject through periperal second-rate campuses in Scarborough and Mississauga.

3. Home to the nation's greatest masochists who slave away sleep deprived and stress -ridden for mediocre grades while their peers drink booze and party at other universities, only to discover upon graduation that none of it mattered.

University of Toronto student: OMG WTF that guy from Ryerson got the job! I spent 4 years being a no-life, phoning my professors every weekend asking for research positions during the summer, worked my ass off, graduated with a 3.5 gpa and I still didn't get the job.

Ryerson kid: Dude, I showed up to class and got a 4.0.

by maude12345 July 5, 2009

Toronto Shordy

A Toronto Shody is a girl that lives in Toronto. But they have some traits. They tend to act like “Hot Cheeto Girls” in other words (ghetto). They’re lowkey all treeshes and will fuck any guy they see. The White Toronto Shodys are easy to crack too and are easy to get play off of. They Black ones are sweet but act hardddd. They’re lowkey wifey material but are hard to crack to and move hollywood when they get there lacefronts done. You’ll always catch Toronto Shories rocking a bubbly jacket or the air force 1s. But if she got that on she belongs to the STREETSSS!! Toronto shoddiest claim they don’t like Toronto Mans but are lowkey obsessed with them. Toronto Shordies are all battries and cant live without edges , as a matter of a fact they can’t live without edges , lashes or weave. BUT THERE LOWKEY TURNTTT!!

Marcus: Whos that girl?
Kayla: Oh that’s Justice ! Thirty ass bitch She’s a Toronto Shordy

by ionlyspeakfactsperiodt July 25, 2020

Toronto Left

A right turn made from the left (passing lane).

"Oh crap I need to turn right but I'm in the wrong lane and I'm going to miss my turn. Oh well, I'll make a Toronto Left."

by Paul Barry December 14, 2008