Tobiominaj

Honestly one of the funniest people I've seen.

Omg I just saw Tobiominaj's 'balls tobio' video. I almost died laughing.

by Fukunagaswaterbucket May 19, 2021

Tobin

1.Tobin is the standard used to measure Badassness. The scale is 1 to 10 and displayed as an exponent. Unless your a Tobin then you are an 11 on the scale.

2. Older definitions refer to "someone that gets mad hoes and head" while this is true a Tobin treats a woman with respect and dignity and never uses the term ho. This only gets him more hoes and head.

3. Term used to define a feeling that can not usually be described. Seeing an old friend you have not seen in years, or hearing your favorite song in an unexpected setting.

4. A leather strap used to sharpen knives.

1. Damn that pilot that landed the jet in the river was a
Tobin 10x10.

2. I don't usually sleep with someone on a 1st date but your such a Tobin I can't help myself.

3. I just had my 1st baby, I feel so Tobin.

by Guy not named Tobin July 13, 2012

Toobing

When you don’t get dressed and expose your dick on a zoom call, leaving all of your coworkers aware that you hang brain during meetings.

Jeff was toobing on a call with the entire staff of the New Yorker, and now we all have to hear about his dick.

by Homanclature October 19, 2020

torbad

Hes an IRC Warrior Yo.

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked by t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

by Aux April 26, 2005

torbay

to torbay sum1 is to get a stick of butter and gently massage their nipples, whilst pouring salt water in their cunt or ass and wishing them a "safe journey" or shouting like basil faulty.

will u torbay me?
sure.
go on then.
*gently massages her nipples with stick of butter whilst doing basil faulty impression and pouring salt water into her cunt*
gee whiz, thanks!

by Philly the willy February 23, 2005

tobined

When you propose to your girlfriend in high school but a couple days later she dumps you and keeps the ring; verb

Mike was tobined when Sarah broke up with him, calling off the marriage and stealing the ring. catfished bamboozled

by MoneyGString November 26, 2015

Tobias

Tobias is a super name for someone with a six pack and sexy abbs I want a Tobias more then anyhting he is funny creative brave selfless and strong physicly and mentally if I had a Tobias I would protect him and he would protect me all in all Tobias is what you should name a warrior who would fight for anything he believes in

"Damn that dudes hot"
"He's gotta be Tobias"
"Thought stealer"

by myhairisonfireitoldyounottouse March 12, 2013