troganmask

A very brave man takes his nutsack and rubs them against the face of a sleeping friend.

I gave him a troganmask last week and he woke up right in the middle!

by drankie July 26, 2006

Tongan

Tongans are some of the biggest people on earth because of their muscle and, or fat. We excell in the sports rugby and football And will kick your ass if you mess with us.We take it offensively if you think we are Samoan. We are much stronger and much mare agressive than Samoans. The Tongan flag is mostly red but every single Tongan in the world is a crip TCG. KINGDOM OF TONGA

Don't ask me to give an example because Ima kick ya ass because Im Tongan

by Haakuu12 October 29, 2007

Toolan

An individual who has the appearance of a marijuana user, or "pothead". Speaking of heads, this person is also charecterized by having an abnormally large head. When driving under the influence of marijuana, they are prone to slowing and stopping at lights that have already turned or have been green and stopsigns. This hold up of traffic can last for abnormally large amounts of time, sometimes even a full song. They are also well known for being able to state the obvious in conversations and situations. Has dreams of eventually living in Europe, but as of now they can be found behind the customer service desks of local grocery stores.

Guy 1: You see that pothead over at customer service?

Guy 2: You mean Toolan?

by wiggleworms February 23, 2010

Toogarawr

an extremly ugly dyke face most commenly named Dawne, super gay, way selfish,small boobies, and boogawoofish.

Look at that toogarawr play piano.

by Jenna or Martha November 19, 2004

Tongan Milo

When someone of Tongan decent ejaculates in the sand and eats it, The sand being the Milo and the Jiz being the Milk.

"Hay man what are you drinking?"
"Tongan Milo Bro keeps you big and strong"

by FireToad89 October 15, 2009

Toogina

1)A cuter way to refer to one's vagina.
2)A way to say vagina when using "baby-talk" to a significant other.
3)A way to refer to vagina in the presence of children or up-tight adults.

"Hey, wanna play with my toogina?"

"Heihh, wanna pay wih my toogina?" (baby-talk)

"So then she pulled down her pants and I saw her....uhhh...toogina...."

by Mew Mew October 30, 2008

Tongan

The indigenous people of Polynesia, archipelago islands in the South Pacific. They are not Samoans they are Tongans. They are the first polynesians and are the founders of all other islands, such as Samoa, Fiji, Tahiti all the way up to Hawaii. Scientists do consider Tongan men to be the "alpha male". With their physical ability as well as their mental ability they are able to surpass any other race in the world. Mentally they have mastered the stars and formulations of math not yet recognized by man, they are also humongous people with the strength to follow. They are a mixture of Asian, African and South American.

The men are F******* mean mother F*******, one of them have the strength to kill 5 regular strong men from any other race. They do not like to be looked at in the eye's and if you make them mad good luck getting past that because if they cant beat you with their hands, they are stupid enought to shoot you! It's kill or be killed with these assh&&&& but the bad part is that they are willing to kill and die in every single aspect! It's a NO WIN situation with these damn people and they are also backed by Italian Mafia and Mexican Mafia so good luck to you and FUCK THEM TONGANS

by Sum Guy who farted November 27, 2010