token dude dick

DAMN GOOD dick that makes you crazy and keeps you coming back. Typically this penis will belong to a girls “token dude”. 7-8 inches long is about token dude dick size. Bigger than a boyfriend dick (5-6in) and smaller than a vacation dick (9+). It’s just right.

Cindy- “Becky why do you keep fucking Brady, you know he’s a douche”
Becky- “He’s got Token Dude Dick I can’t help it, i need it.”

by bipolarspacestonerbitch May 25, 2018

Self-takedown

A maneuver where one, usually a male, consumes too many spirits and ruins his/her chances with a "sure thing" and/or consensual sex. Usually paired with excessive swearing and/or unwanted groping.

Made famous by the big daddy at Appalachain State.

"What happened to the bd last night? I thought he had that one in the bag.

After his 11th scotch-soda he decided it would be a good idea to preform a self-takedown"

by dj scribble scrabble July 24, 2010

Tinder Takedown

Hooking up with a girl/guy you meet via Tinder.

Guy 1: "Eh bud, how was the rest of your night?"
Guy 2: "Dude Vivian and I smashed"
Guy 1: "The one you meet on Tinder? That's your 4th Tinder Takedown this month!"

by Herold Mickinley June 30, 2014

2 toke queen

Someone who takes 2 tokes and are high

Such a 2 toke queen hes only had 2 puffs and hes out of it

by Moderately Dead Inside October 14, 2019

token spotting

like train spotting but you're not trying to spot trains, you spot the token's in groups of people. Can be any token i.e. Black guy, gay guy, homosexual, tranvestite, white guy, indian etc etc etc.

When you spot one you get 2 points. Player with most points wins

A really good game to play with a mate in a busy area.

Jordan: Dude, James totally beat Tom at Token spotting.
James: I know

by keylikesfood December 16, 2006

Nosh Token

A token or coin which a male is given from an early age by their farthers. The Nosh Token can be exchange at any vendor (female) for sexual intercourse at any given moment, however they can only be used once in a life time. So pick wisely

Excuse me fair maiden may i exchange this Nosh Token for 1 ride upon you tuppeance?

Here you go son, your very first Nosh Token!

by PussyMachine November 5, 2010

Tokecrastinator

One who prolongs their toke. Tells a story while holding the weed, takes forever to take a hit.

Dude, you've been holding the pipe for like 3 minutes, you're such a damn tokecrastinator

by Saint Owner June 9, 2011