toedad

a version of silly goose, or retard based on the extremity of your pronunciation.

he’s such a toedad

stop being a fucking toedad

by motheroftoads January 8, 2019

Toedaddy

A big booty man who specifically only like fucking Puerto Rican women’s toes

Damn that man really hitting her like a toedaddy

by Yomomdididlydarn June 14, 2019

Toe'd in the hole

When placing a toe into the orifice of another person. Named after the popular dish "toad in the hole".

Person 1: So where did you get with that girl last night?
Person 2: I got a toe'd in the hole
Person1: You kinky devil!

by Baron Tulips April 24, 2013

Toe'd up

(adj.) (pronouced: toad-up) The act of consuming large amounts of alcohol, narcotics, hallucinogens, uppers, downers, all kinds of drugs to achieve an almost total loss of control of normal speech. Literally meaning "torn up." But, one would have to become so "fucked up" that the human tongue could not even begin to prounounce "torn up" in a recognizable fashion.

Wasted: "Brah, I jus drank that handle of vodka...yo I'm so toe'd up!"

Tipsy: "Dude, what did he say?"

Sober: "I think he said he's torn up."

Wasted: "Toe'd up! Motha fucka!!"

by Donna Matrix August 21, 2008

toedo

prosthetic device, resembles real toe nails in shape and texture, utilized for toe shanking. available in the pacific northwest and most of europe. not an accepted substitute for true followers of the fetish.

Tired of his short brittle nails breaking off inside and leaving her with a blu bunny; Tracy suggested the purchase of a toedo to Bob.

by freewilly23 January 18, 2009

Cornchip Toe'd

Someone who smears poop on their nasty, yellow, toenail and proceeds to flat tire an innocent bystander.

Girl: That sick bastard cornchip toe'd me last week. I think thats shits infected.

Justin Bieber cornchip toe'd the heel of society.

If we don't be quiet, my mother will come in shitfaced and cornchip toe us all.

by fieldhockey123 August 22, 2011

Toedie

Someone who is all around rude and disrespectful with long yellow toenails.

Toedie is fucking foul.

by Toedieunite March 25, 2019