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“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart" - Stormy Daniels
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart" - Stormy Daniels
by TehLisa September 19, 2018
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A short, unusually fat female.
The wide face and beady eyes, along with the protruding gut and small arms and thick legs make a whole image of a bull toad walking upright. May or may not have mouth open.
The wide face and beady eyes, along with the protruding gut and small arms and thick legs make a whole image of a bull toad walking upright. May or may not have mouth open.
by kittymao May 2, 2008
Get the toad mug.A little Betch who says to you "YoUr pRincEsS iS in AnoTheR CastLe!" and he says that for another 6 castles until you finally reach the princess and you cry your waluigi pillow until you eventually want to die. Don't forget toads parents are brother and sister, thats why he is so fricking STUPID!!!!!!
by xxxmemeboixxx December 14, 2018
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This word has its origin in the world of mushrooms, because mushrooms also spread their spores everywhere. Toad is the mushroom in Mario Kart.
This word has its origin in the world of mushrooms, because mushrooms also spread their spores everywhere. Toad is the mushroom in Mario Kart.
A: "Have you heard about the news in Australia?" B: "Oh yeah, that's terrible..." C: "Hi guys, I've been to Australia once and traveled around there!" A: "Oh Anna shut up, you are such a Toad!" B:"She's always toading about this topic."
How can you tell that someone is vegan? The person is toading around it all the time, such a Toad.
How can you tell that someone is vegan? The person is toading around it all the time, such a Toad.
by Maximus_karutus January 1, 2022
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Get the Toad mug.an ugly women with a wide smile, and hips uncomforatably wide.
she will normally be a freak in bed, but her ugliness will turn most men away.
she is a bitch in all senses of the word and can manipulate the weak minded. she attempts to control every situation she is a part of.
Toad's are especially good at being "fake nice"
these are not understanding women, and are generally terribly impatient.
to recap they are ugly on the inside and outside.
she will normally be a freak in bed, but her ugliness will turn most men away.
she is a bitch in all senses of the word and can manipulate the weak minded. she attempts to control every situation she is a part of.
Toad's are especially good at being "fake nice"
these are not understanding women, and are generally terribly impatient.
to recap they are ugly on the inside and outside.
that bitch is toadin'
That girl look like a toad.
This women is a toad in all meanings.
I thought about sleeping with her, but decided she was too much of a toad.
That girl look like a toad.
This women is a toad in all meanings.
I thought about sleeping with her, but decided she was too much of a toad.
by moses6 June 28, 2011
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