short timer

After turning in your resignation, you end up not giving a damn about your job during the remaining two weeks notice you gave them

Sure, I'm leaving and gave two weeks notice, but I REALLY want it to be over NOW. I have short timer disease

by Devious Steve O May 30, 2006

tamora

Tamora is a very sporty,smart,sweet,and caring person.They do no share they feelings well and show no sign of being hurt.They are scared to love for the fear of being hurt.

Tamora is very sporty but yet has a big heart

by Great pink milk November 26, 2018

Timofiy

Timofiy is a smart man but he is definitely not a girl magnet.
He is a white boy that likes to be with the boys in the hood while they are listening to some russian hardbass.
A Timofiy is a real slav and loves to squat while he is sipping some 99% vodka.
Also almost every Timofiy has some brown hair and wears glasses.
In the end Timofiy will drink so much vodka that he will die of it.
Timofiy is an alcoholic.

Oh my god! Look thats a Timofiy
I want to be a Timofiy

by HuboDK September 28, 2019

Turd Timer

A timer used to find out how long it took you to push out one of your turds.

I heard that Ben just got a minute and 22 seconds on his turd timer.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Timers

Parents or grandparents

Nearly get some fuck yesterday but the timers got home early from dinner

by ImaWreckTangle October 9, 2018

Short Timer

Any person in the military that has a year or less on their contract. Therefore they don't give a flying fuck about their job anymore.

SPC Joe Snuffy: Man i got to wake up and go to pt. Fuck that im going back to bed im a short timer.

by fat bastard child November 17, 2011

Timfrastructure

Third generation ownerships inept, naive way of running a business. No more than one of anything is needed. Expect employee loyalty from the few overworked, never appreciated "survivors" that remain. Never proactive, always reactive.

We are alloted one employee in the shipping department in our current Timfrastructure. When that person is not at work nothing ships. When nothing ships, no money is made.

by heynow_1 August 16, 2012