tijuana tickler

When banging a Tijuana hooker from behind with a duster in her ass. You pull out and let the burro finish the show.

Baby I'm going to give you the Tijuana tickler with zebra strips tonight.

by TAlonzo October 20, 2015

Tijuana Surprise

The accidental release of a small amount of diarrhea when farting.

I just got a Tijuana surprise. I should have avoided the taco stand last night.

by 1AnalWart November 29, 2015

Tijuana Carpool

The act of making sweet love in the shower while a third party is evacuating their bowels within the confines of the same lavatory.

Kyle: "Brett, did you just take a shit in the first floor bathroom?"

Brett: "Yeah, what about it?"

Kyle: "What the fuck, man! Weren't John and Nikki having sex in the shower in there?"

Brett: "Yeah, man. I love a good Tijuana carpool!"

by Redness15 December 17, 2016

tijuana tuneup

When your vehicle is running poorly, one holds the throttle wide open to redline for a long period of time in hopes that it will fix it

Mexican#1: hey amigo, is your truck road worthy yet? I need a ride to the store for some tequilla?
Mexican#2: not yet. I tried giving it a Tijuana tuneup last night and I think it's running worse now

by Cheetoman69er May 6, 2017

Tijuana walking boot

The act of taking a shit into a pair of walking boots and parading around while wearing nothing but them as if it were a completely normal occurance.

Man 1: so how was your night last night

Man 2: me and my wife got super high and took a stroll in a Tijuana walking boot

by TheTwoStooges July 7, 2019

Tijuana breathmint

Any coinage which has been inserted into one's ass and then recirculated. Becomes a breathmint if you can somehow fool someone into sucking on it.

"You know, sucking on pennies helps clear booze from your breath", offered Trevor.

"No shit", responded Carol.

"Uhh, yeah, that's right, no shit", a smirking Trevor responded as he handed over a few Tijuana breathmints.

by Herr Stehpinkler March 10, 2005

Tijuana Back Massage

The act of sitting on anothers back with speaded ass cheeks while delivering a devastating fart.

I just snuck into Daves' room and gave him the Tijuana Back Massage of his life. He's probablly going to need to shower.

by Aus151 July 20, 2010