Thrashster

A hipster that has latched onto the current thrash revival.

Uniform: white high-top sneakers, dick-tight jeans, black t-shirt, denim sleeve-less vest covered in patches (the kvlter the better), facial hair, bullet-belt, fingerless gloves, headband, 16 oz. can of PBR

I used to love Municipal Waste back when they were still DIY, but I can't enjoy their shows anymore - too many thrashsters douching up the place.

by Alison Chaynes May 23, 2009

thrashsexual

Your sexual orientation when you get a boner from listening to Slayer or watching old Metallica live shows.

I knew I was thrashsexual when I finished watching Metallica's Live Shit: Binge & Purge

by Clifford Lee Burton February 15, 2009

thresticles

noun. A medical conditition involving having three testicles.
Otherwise known as as Polyorchidism.

"Oh my god, that guy's got 3 balls!"

"Yeah, he's got thresticles innit."

by Sammy B88 January 13, 2009

Anus Thrasher

Thrasher of anuses, king of the bumhole. Few will dare to conquer the anus, but those who succeed do so with rigor.

"You may get more pussy in one week than I will get in a lifetime, but I will get twice the anus you do pussy. One could say I am commander of the Anus Thrashers."

by RenegadePunk June 17, 2014

techno-thrash

A variety of thrash (q.v.) involving odd time signatures, rapid or unpredictable tempo changes, and a generally prog (q.v.) or avant-garde structure.

Mekong Delta, Deathrow, and early Coroner were techno-thrash; early Metallica and Slayer were not.

by Curumbor Elendil February 11, 2005

The Ellen Threshold

The point of ugliness in a male below which a 100% straight female would rather go against her sexual orientation and sleep with Ellen DeGegeneres than with him. The female equivalent is the Neil Threshold, for girls so ugly that a straight male would rather sleep with Neil Patrick Harris.

Alan is covered with zits, smells like a used pizza box, and has a hunchback-- I'd definitely rather do Ellen DeGeneres; he's below the Ellen Threshold.

by lukebn December 3, 2010

threehead

When the hairline of a person is so low that their forehead becomes reclassified a "threehead". This also suggests that their forehead is only about three finger widths high.

"Boy's hairline is so low, he got a threehead."

by hidispenser January 25, 2005