threat level midnight

A term coined from a movie made up by Michael Scott in "The Office". First appeared in the episode "The Client" in season two, and has since been referenced many times by the show and its many blogs and fansites. The movie is an action/thriller which follows Agent Michael Scarn through his many adventures. Characters also include Catherine Zeta Jones and Samuel L.Chang.

M: We are at threat level midnight people, Jan wants to get back together with me.

by Sue Pirnova May 15, 2008

Three fingers up

means that u're extremely obsessed with that one person

Three fingers up

by Yawdiidkwlhyakhay October 12, 2022

three finger proctological exam

Anything or anyone that's a HUGE pain in the ass.

To suck and blow simultaneously.

This weekend my boss is making redo this month's TPS report. What a huge three finger protological exam that's going to be!

Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!

by Tenacious Faulker April 14, 2009

Three-holer

A woman that can be fucked in 3 holes (i.e. the ass, mouth, and pussy)

Hey check out that Three-holer! She's fuckin' HOT!

by metalhead666 February 20, 2007

Three Knee Deep

In prison: To stab someone so that they’re injured, but not killed, usually as a warning.

He got three knee deep yesterday.

by Neacher May 18, 2013

Threadripper

Scientists have proof that this is the last thing an Intel HEDT CPU will see before it died

Intel fanboy: I'm gonna buy the 10980XE, it's the best of the best right now
People with a brain: The Threadripper 2970X is a thing you know. I'm going to wait for AMD to release the 3990X with 64 cores. That will crush that garbage you call HEDT and the Xeon Platinum at the same time

by EasyLife123 November 22, 2019

Blind Threat

A threat you can't prove exists, unsure it even exists, or know it doesn't exist but still use it anyhow.

If you disobey me and go out in the woods at night the Chupacabra will get you and eat you. (Chupacabra is the Blind Threat)

If you don't do what Zeus commands he'll hit you with a lightning bolt and send you to Hades! (Hades and Zeus hitting you with a lightning bolt are both Blind Threats)

by jxaxmxixn August 7, 2012