The BEST book ever by Markus Zusak about a girl named Liesel Meminger. It's narrated by Death. It would make a good movie. It is kinda scary.
by ladee gaga July 1, 2010
Get the The Book Thiefmug. someone so completely lazy or useless that their only effect on this earth is to use up oxygen that could otherwise have been consumed by someone who doesn't deserve a solid kick up the arse.
i work with an oxygen thief. she brings a pillow and blanket to work and sleeps through night shift.
by stumpy March 26, 2004
Get the oxygen thiefmug. A jovial person whose very presence causes you a great deal of unhappiness, unbeknownst to them. It's as if they're stealing your happiness and using it for themselves.
Not to be confused with a bully or an asshole, a happiness thief is oblivious to the fact they're stealing your happiness. They come in many forms, such as a heavy set woman wearing tight, revealing clothing, a co-worker rejoicing you with boring tales about their family, a person with an annoying, soul-piercing laugh, someone that smells unpleasant, and so on.
"That lady was clearly unaware that just because you're wearing 'stretch pants' doesn't mean you have to stretch them out. What a happiness thief!"
"That lady was clearly unaware that just because you're wearing 'stretch pants' doesn't mean you have to stretch them out. What a happiness thief!"
by Suck It Wilde September 3, 2009
Get the Happiness Thiefmug. one who does nothing good for anyone and has absolutely no point in being on earth but to deprive you of your precious oxygen
by samham February 14, 2004
Get the oxygen thiefmug. by Martial Law May 8, 2011
Get the Beautiful Thiefmug. by Bush stole our election! November 21, 2003
Get the commander in thiefmug. A person, usually much more experienced in sexual intercourse, that takes another persons virginity.
Someone that goes for someone innocent just to take their virginity
Someone that goes for someone innocent just to take their virginity
by JamesFriend April 19, 2014
Get the Virginity Thiefmug.