thesis statement

An evil type of statement, invented by Satan himself, that is used in a formal essay that teachers assign to their students in order to make sure they meet their suffering requirements.

She worked so hard on her thesis statement, yet the teacher threw it in the garbage and burned it because it was trash.

by Amazing_llamas August 3, 2016

theistically challenged

the inability to believe in God, no matter how hard one tries

He thought to himself, can God, knowing what He will do in the future, escape that inevitability? If yes, He's not omniscient, if no, He's not omnipotent...or maybe logic has nothing to do with it and I'm just theistically challenged?

by sircasey February 15, 2009

Joe Theisman

Joe Theisman (verb) meaning to break or injure a limb. Most often refers to a compound fracture of the leg.

I joe Theismaned my leg when I fell off my bike.

by Skinsfan January 5, 2008

Theissen

Theissen is a word used to explain how full of bees something is.

"I dont know, that hive lookes moderately theissen"

by Arghvark August 3, 2007

Theistic Satanism

Theistic Satanism is the most popular and common form of Satanism. This type of Satanism is not what is portrayed like in today's world. These Satanists(as well as all other variants of Satanism) are not evil, don't kill or commit any crimes. Satanists work their entire lives on being more spiritual and more in-tune with the earth. Theistic Satanist know that Satan (sometimes referred to as Enki as well as a few other names) and the Gods/Demons to be real beings. Through rituals and meditation, Theistic Satanists work to awaken energy in their body called the Kudalini Spirit, once this has awoken, the individual has reached godhead and will become a Demon/God after death. This practice takes a long time to achieve, taking more than one life, which means one most go through many lives to achieve godhead.

I am dedicated Theistic Satanist, and proud.

Theistic Satanism is a wonderful lifestyle full of self fulfillment.

by AnarchyStocking July 16, 2011

Sabine's Thesis

Govinda does not find peace.

Harwood says: "Sabine's Thesis sucks."

by Hoe-G-String-Slutto November 28, 2004

thesis

a dick that college seniors must take to graduate

God, she took that thesis so hard.

by Kooyle April 25, 2020