Vocal vortex

A person who, once they start talking, will not shut the fuck up; an inescapable conversation.

I asked Susan if she simply liked dogs and she ended up talking to me for 30 minutes. She's such a vocal vortex!

by drkrappenschitz May 21, 2018

Vortex of wonder

vortex of wonder
- When your mind can't focus; when it is hard to concentrate; when your mind is reeling with too many things to think about

Dude, my mind is a vortex of wonder...

by Blast-08 October 22, 2008

Vortex Butthole

When youre hitting it real good and she sucks your balls into her booty with vortex power.

I almost nutted when she hit me with that Vortex Butthole

by BeastMoge September 20, 2016

Internet Vortex

When you continually tell yourself that you are going to do something productive with your day, but you find something interesting on the internet and then something else. Then you look at the clock and you've wasted your whole day.

James made a to-do list, he then got on his computer and was sucked into the internet vortex, achieving nothing on his to-do list.

by YourMomEatsMayo November 24, 2013

Banana Vortex

The act of inserting the bottom ends of multiple bananas, usually at least 4, into the rectum and having the other ends point outward as to make a vortexical opening into the anus; bananas can sometimes be frozen

My friends and I like to give each other banana vortexs.

by TheMoeyJaxter March 27, 2015

Penile Vortex

-An over dramatised male orgasm

"I was sat jackin' it over some hot biatch when I had the most explosive Penile Vortex of my life!!!"

by Loora May 23, 2007

vortex

Any number of people greater than 2 that engage in group e-mail conversation within the hours of work.

"Today I got f@ck all work done, just chatted on the tex all arvo!!"

by Stouzo October 15, 2003