Twatwaffle

Nick Bedzyk

He’s a utter twatwaffle

by desalesboys October 9, 2019

Twatwaffle

A person who is a huge twat

She can be a real twatwaffle

by Sbox1980 January 14, 2017

Twatwaffle

When someone is a disgusting, obtuse, hateful female that is so done you need to just stick a fork in them.

“Jill is such a twatwaffle. She really just needs to shut the fuck up.”

by SorryToDisappointYou April 30, 2021

Twatwaffle

Verb meaning someone who talks utter bollocks and seems to miss their own point.

To twatwafflers generally enjoy the sound of their own voice or will write long convoluted messages with plenty of words but little actual information.

My cousin sent me an email today, he did nothing but twatwaffle about random bollocks. I'm not even sure what he was getting at.

by Shaney Stevenson November 11, 2019

twatwaffle

a twat and a waffle nuff said

you stupid fucking twatwaffle thats why yo daddy look like one of them mfs that sell pills to middle aged men that cant get erections anymore.

by jimmylicker9000 June 2, 2023

Twatwaffle

A vagina so stinky you need maple syrup to get near it

Alicia has such a twatwaffle you can smell her from a mile away.

by Jeannabrowntown July 22, 2019

Twatwaffle

1) A complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile can not adequately describe.; however, to earn the title of twatwaffle, one must also attempt to assert authority/expertise where none is had, or use power/authority when they are offended by things that most people find humorous, and then use that authority to get the "offenders," in trouble and the "offending material" removed.*

2) Republican Senator Rand Paul

*I borrowed the current top definition to update it a little

Rand Paul uses his ophthalmologist title to pretend he is a medical doctor so that his followers will accept his covid 19 pandemic denials and his bigoted views on transgender rights. Rand Paul is the biggest twatwaffle

by TalaIsil March 4, 2021