An insult referring to a female who embodies the characteristics of a hippo, forest giraffe or larger sized hairless cat.
by Jebbahnarry May 16, 2006
Joe: Dan lets go to the bars tonight with all the guys.
Dan: Nah bro. just staying in tonight.
Joe: Stop being a fucking skirt, and lets get drunk!
Dan: Nah bro. just staying in tonight.
Joe: Stop being a fucking skirt, and lets get drunk!
by Fuckin' Lou February 3, 2010
A new club just opened over on Spring Garden Street, so me and my skirt are going to get tarted up and check the place out this Saturday night!
by VixenVicki March 31, 2016
A person who is bald on top but has hair on the sides and back. Was heard on Trailer Park Boys, where J-Roc told Mr. Lahey he looked like a "skirted egg."
That guy looks like a skirted egg!
by ksyder November 20, 2008
when u skrirt on a nigga!!!
by Skrrtlmao!!!JRNQEi March 29, 2018
Much like the length requirement of a college paper. Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep things interesting.
by .JuDgE. September 22, 2009
A skirt that women wear, typically to work, and it is very tight to the butt and thighs. Most men love to see secretaries or any women in a pencil skirt. It is suggested that women wear a thong with a pencil skirt to avoid panty lines. Possibly the sexiest skirt in existence, except for the really short ones.
by usis December 26, 2009