Salt

You can use 'Salt' just for some relevance to an irrelevant subject.

'Salt' is a commonly used word that is used when someone wants to make a point about something as well.

"This fridge is awesome"
"Salt"
"...Agreed"

Dude, that chick is hot! Salt!

by Relevant Salt June 9, 2011

Salt

Expression when someone does something stupid or lame
Can also be used as "Salty" or "SAN(salty ass nigga)"

"He just fell of the porch!! LOL!"
"I bet he feeling salty!"

"Man I went to target and i couldn't get a refund!"
"Salt!"

"She wouldn't go to prom with me.."
"Sal-ty!"

by ims0pr3tty July 21, 2009

Salt

To dump salt upon, usually unnoticed. While sitting at a restaurant, one 'salts' a person next to them by grabbing the salt shaker and quietly pouring salt on their lap until the victim notices. When the victim discovers that they have been salted, the one who salted them usually shouts "HAHA! SALTED!"

John: Sally, what are you...?
Sally: Shhh! I'm salting Susan. *pouring salt on Susan's lap*
Susan: HEY!
Sally: HAHA! SALTED!

by Saltyman February 17, 2010

Salted

A word used to replace "Insulted", in a Indian accent when someone says "Insulted", he sounds like Salted. Hence the word is derieved : Salted

Joe :His girlfriend slept with his best friend

Smith : SALTED!

by Potpr May 1, 2006

salted

To be verbally raped or beaten, hurting others feelings and/or crushing spirits

Lefko: "Your retarded"
B-Wass: "Your mom got retarded when she choked on my fat nuts and got brain damage"
Gimbel: "Salted!!!"

by Sunny Sunnyton October 31, 2007

SALTS

Smiled A Little Then Stopped

Instead of saying LOL you should start saying SALTS

by Teen_Words123 March 7, 2015

SALTS

When something didn't make you LOL, you just smiled-a-little-then-stopped.

Jen: I didn't get any sleep last night.
Brian: I can relate to that! salts

by Awynt August 11, 2013