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X-Pox

A shit console that came from Bill Gates' arse and shud be shoved back up there manually. Copies every PS2 and GC games because it cant make any proper game of its own.
by Duckman D October 1, 2003
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Fuck Pox

By engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse you increase your chances of contracting Fuck Pox. Using birth control such as condoms is not a guarantee against contracting Fuck Pox.
by Dr. Reginold Goldstein August 14, 2011
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Pickin Pox

An illness where the unfortunate person squeezes at Abscesses, pimples, and other bumps all over their body. The result is a massive amount of scabs and scars that get picked at too, resembling a bad case of chicken pox.
Person 1: "What happened to Snow White? She looks horrible now."

Person 2: "Yeah, except now she is known as Scab White. After smoking those fentanyl pills, she has an ongoing case of the Pickin Pox."
by Pooser Bonzo May 16, 2022
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Glitter Pox

1. The random appearance of glitter on your body.

2. Glitter appearing out of nowhere.
You have something on your face. I think you may have contracted glitter pox.
by Rev Nugget November 5, 2019
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pox nix

A term used when you see a person, place or thing that is very unwelcome. The disgusting person, place or thing is the pox. Nix becomes "i want none of that".
When passing a cafe where you have had bad food you gesture to the place and say, to your friend, pox nix.
by My brother's sister September 4, 2017
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Wookiee-Pox

A deadly disease found throughout the galaxy. It can be spread through saliva, fur-transplants and "wookiee-juice." It effects Kashyyykians, Ewoks, Daggets, Cookie-Monsters, Earth-squirrels and Tribbles, amongst others.

Symptoms may include hairy bumps near the hindquarters, kidney lice, discoloration of hairballs and aggressive stools.
We had to put Muffet down because, after weeks of suffering through Wookiee-Pox, he couldn't recover.
by Captain_RibMan July 7, 2011
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Para-Pox

A disease that someone can get during playing undesirable Grand Strategy Games made by Paradox Interactive.

This is commonly contracted from one to another by playing Hearts of Iron 4 and getting someone to play Hearts of Iron 4.

The symptoms one can get from Para-Pox is the following: Sudden political ideology change, sudden extremism, isolation from others, and having large overreactions over small things.

The stages of Para-Pox follow like this: Stage 1, slight aggression to others and more ranting about politics, hard to see at first. Stage 2, more aggression and starts to have a political ideology switch, more noticeable. Stage 3, large aggression and complete political ideology switch, commonly rants about politics, incredibly noticeable.

They are possible mutations where it stunts at Stage 1 or very early Stage 1 however suddenly bumps up to Stage 3.

The only cure for this is to convince them to play a better game while they are in Stage 1 or early Stage 2, if they are in Stage 3, it is impossible to cure them.
Person 1: Hey have you heard that Person 3 has gotten Para-Pox?
Person 2: Yeah I feel really bad that he's gonna have no bitches for the rest of his life.
Person 1: Yeah it's fucked.
by TheSurrealTree May 19, 2022
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