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time for the handyman to meet the milkman

To wank
Bob: Well , its that time again

Lenny: Yup... time for the handyman to meet the milkman
by joweh December 29, 2011
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Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman

In simple terms, going for a Wank.
Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.
by Markdaspark2 January 28, 2012
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you look like your milkman

A term used to call one's mother a whore
Barry - You look like your milkman
Steve - Wha???
Barry - She is cheap I had a go
by Rvenham April 20, 2014
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(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue
by Sexydimma July 18, 2014
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Milkman

A young gay homosexual boy who gets aroused and/or ejaculates when he sees an attractive boy

They often make fun of other people because they are embarrassed about there true sexuality
Do you see Logan over there? I heard he was a milkman.
by Blackopsking January 11, 2011
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(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity.
by Sexydimma March 21, 2014
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(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue
by Sexydimma July 18, 2014
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