young lotion

A rapper based in houston.he released 3 mixtapes and one EP.the subject matters varies from "I pop my Glock like I'm sucking cock" to "can I eat your ass".tho often said he has a forecoming project this fat Indian motherfucker hasn't dropped shit

"Damn young lotion took my anal virginity"

by Young lotion April 20, 2018

lotion party

When a group of people circle together to do extacy, or some other type of drug, and put tons of lotion on their hands, so that they can then rub all of their lotion covered hands together with each each member of the circle simultaneously.

Dude, yesterday's lotion party was sick. There were hands going in and hands coming out, all of our hands rubbing together was such a spiritual experience.

by Glowinthedarktampons March 16, 2021

Lotion Crust

The nasty, hardened leftover lotion on the opening of the bottle. Slightly crusty and yellow in color.

When found in normal lotion, one desperately tries to remove said crusty lotion with vigorous effort.

Bro! What did you just fling at my face?

Sorry, bro, I was putting on some lotion and found that nasty hard shit in it.

Ah, lotion crust, all is forgiven.

by whippersnapper March 5, 2012

emergency lotion

The stash of small lotion samples taken from hotels that you turn to when you run out of your trusty old Jergens.

I was about to rub one off last night and I was out of Jergens... thank god for my emergency lotion

by hprocks July 5, 2014

Emotion Lotion

When you begin to cry and then use your tears as lubrication for masturbation.

Dude, after I found out she was cheating I broke down crying and then began to use my tears as "emotion lotion".

by Sgpro2019 July 7, 2020

Speed lotioning

The act of putting on lotion while driving down the road. Therefore, as quickly as possible and switching hands on the steeringwheel, you are lotioning at a very high rate of speed to keep from crashing into oncoming traffic.

Holly found herself Speed lotioning' on the way to work because she was already running late.

by 12guage77 December 16, 2009

lotion clot

The semi hardened bit of lotion that clogs up the opening of the tube or pump. For example "I haven't used this lotion in a while. I gotta get rid of this nasty lotion clot first."

This pump has a lotion clot. Can you hand me a tissue, please?

by mittybunny November 17, 2014