ankle knocker

A big penis. Figuratively long enough to knock on ones ankles.

Jim over here’s got a hog on him, he’s got an ankle knocker

by Hawksenberg February 04, 2020

knoodle knocker

Gangsters who prefer to shoot their victims in the head at close range.

Drive-by's are for pussies, we are knoodle knockers.

by Cody Wilkes September 16, 2007

nipple knocker

A person who ejaculates on a woman's breasts.

My girlfriend appreciates the fact that I am a nipple knocker.

by Mr. Bubblehead March 23, 2005

Jonesy Knockers

Referred to in certain places in England as a form of genital warts.

"Dude i can't believe you've got Jonesy Knockers, thats disgusting."

by Pimp_UK February 03, 2009

Nig-Knocker

A blunt object used for beating black people with.

"I'm going to get my nig-knocker and knock that nigger out!'

by Fonzdrew August 26, 2008

douche knocker

Male version of a skanky whore.

Chris is sleeping with that dirty mutha-fuckin how's-ya-mama again; he's a good for nothin douche knocker!

by nancy & tina March 03, 2005

Dork Knocker

Term used to describe a ponytail worn by a man who has gone totally bald on top but not the sides or back of his head. Usually grown to compensate for the baldness in hopes of still appearing virile to younger women. Similar to the comb over, but less obvious.

Commonly found on guys over 40 that work in comic book stores.

"Jesus, that old guy's got a a serious dork knocker going. Who's he trying to kid?"

by Creeping Gibs January 06, 2010