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hang gliding

dick riding , pole jocking, brown nose or in other words they are hanging on to another nigga nutz. When you agree to everything somebody else says all the time, you are hanggliding on their nuts. You have two hands on their balls, one leg down and one leg up therefore giving the appearance of a hang glider.
example:
You hang gliding all on that nigga's nuts.
by Huey Raguan March 8, 2008
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Hang Gliding Over Russia

Masturbating; just with an exotic name that makes you sound like a dick.
Flab: Hey, where's Jiggy?

Cheese: Probably hang gliding over Russia.

Flab: Good call, you douchebag.
by FlabCaptain February 24, 2010
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Red Glide X level 9

When a morbidly obese woman with thighs covered in cellulite uses an extra small tampon and it slides out and ramps off the cellulite into a guys eye, which in turn causes him to vomit on her pubic area, and after the tampon a deoderant stick flies out covered in crabs and his the guy in the balls, giving him crabs that bite him then inturn he jumps and steps on the womans massive single boob which explodes abcess puss all over the world, which drowns and Al Gore makes a documentary of it including the 2girls1cup video to explain everything from your baby's daddy to juniors syphallis.
Dude, I just got to red glide x level 9
by Biccc April 20, 2008
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Bro Glide

The action of a man, mostly a frat boy (or Bro) rubbing his male private parts in between another bro's backside cheeks.

Technically, the action doesn't have to be between two males. A woman's back side cheeks can be used as well, which is also commonly known as Ho Gliding or Bare Back Grinding.
"I got a six pack of natty ice! Let's bro glide!"

"Who's up for a game of, who can bro glide the best without bro'ing your load?"
by Spazztaz March 1, 2010
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sugar-glide

the act of passing a sugar glider via gliding it onto something in lieu of blowing a wad on it.
I sugar-glide on his face; shows how much I thinks of him.
by zombiehunter951 November 18, 2010
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easy glide

When a girl is not tight but also loose so your dick glides right on in.
Hey how'd it go with that girl last night?
Great we fucked and her pussy was an easy glide.
wow sounds perfect
by houston23 December 17, 2014
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Glide in the DM's

Gliding in the DM's-The complete overshoot of "sliding" In the DM's. For one to "glide" in the DM's you must enter his or her DM's so sly and smooth that it has a direct affect of positive result; to have an overbearing feeling of confidence that you will get a direct result from this action; only few posses the power to "glide" into the DM's.
This chick just liked all my gym pics on the gram, ima glide in the DM's.
by Apple jack January 6, 2015
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