Dyson

A straight hooper that Gets Buckets

People need to be more like Dyson

by A buck May 16, 2019

Dyson ball vaccuum

A vigorous blow job that results in bruising.

Andrew was walking funny after he got a Dyson ball vaccuum from a guy he met online.

by addisteaj May 3, 2017

Joshua Dyson

He is a great person who is nice to most and we all love him he is ftb and will be know as one of the best guys ever and is the best at games

Joshua Dyson is the best Fortnite player

by Nigerian knome July 10, 2020

Dyson Downer

The sinking feeling you get when using a hand dryer that isn't a Dyson Airblade. The feeling is especially pronounced if using a pathetic Dyson lookalike, which may take several minutes to dry your hands.

What took you so long?
Sorry just had a real bad Dyson Downer. The dryer in that toilet might be the same shape as a Dyson, but it sure as shit doesn't work like one

by TheGreatJC June 12, 2012

The Dyson

The person of the friend group that gets offended at most jokes that isnt made by them but its okay for them to make it

Ricky is The Dyson of the group gets offended unless he makes the jokes

by PhilTheeJu April 3, 2023

dyson

(verb) to envelope or surround a celestial body, typically a star, with a Dyson sphere or Dyson swarm to harness its energy.

It's possible that we can dyson the sun in the next millenia

by Rfif February 7, 2024

lily dyson

Hot mother fucker honestly the best girl u can get

Man she is Lily dyson
I would smash that ass

by Tatelangdonluvr April 8, 2023