A man whose sole purpose in life was to write books that would in the future make children in schools feel very bored and sleepy and torment high schoolers forever.
by thegirlinthegreenscarf April 26, 2010

An asshole author, who saw into the future and wrote shitty books to punish young souls. Ex: A Tale of Two Shitheads (Cities)
guy 1: Dude yesterday i finally finished sparknoting A Tale of Two Cities. It sucked!
guy 2: I know man, if Charles Dickens (Dickhead) was still alive, i would shove his books up his ass.
guy 2: I know man, if Charles Dickens (Dickhead) was still alive, i would shove his books up his ass.
by dopeboy10 February 11, 2009

EVIL!
he also wrote great expectations, a book about retards in London. And Pip, the biggest jerk to walk the fictional planet.
he also wrote great expectations, a book about retards in London. And Pip, the biggest jerk to walk the fictional planet.
by cybermachine March 27, 2009

by Reynaldo J. August 7, 2008

by AnnaLuvsBubbles July 8, 2014

to be full of the mf dickens, to have the spirit of a raging Charles Dickens through your blood stream
i've been cooped up in this dark room all day i just need to get out and release some serious energy. i'm "full of the dickens!"
by katrinagoldfinch March 1, 2011

by fuck a duck in the ass August 15, 2003
