someone who is bad at every game. also has extremally white walls and denies every fact said about her/him. (gender quality)
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Definition:
This is the full form. A Crim Jork is someone who thinks he’s got it all figured out — money, game, respect — but really he’s just riding vibes and luck. Sometimes delusional. Sometimes brilliant. Always polarizing. The kind of guy who will talk down to a cop while holding a blunt and somehow win the argument.
It’s also a term for a moment so wild, so chaotic, that it transcends reason.
Examples:
“Dude just lied to three girls at the bar, made out with all of them, then spilled beer on himself and said it was cologne. crim jork behavior.”
“That was a crim jork play if I’ve ever seen one. We charged him $700 for a plug-in install and he said thank you.”
“He’s a fucking crim jork — and I love him for it.”
HOW TO SPOT A CRIM JORK
Speaks confidently about things he learned 12 minutes ago
Casually throws around “business terms” while vaping
Has $300 in cash and a $1,500 iPhone but no car
Probably thinks his girl is ride-or-die but she’s just enabling his downfall
Might win the lottery and lose it all in a custom vape NFT rug pull
Definition:
This is the full form. A Crim Jork is someone who thinks he’s got it all figured out — money, game, respect — but really he’s just riding vibes and luck. Sometimes delusional. Sometimes brilliant. Always polarizing. The kind of guy who will talk down to a cop while holding a blunt and somehow win the argument.
It’s also a term for a moment so wild, so chaotic, that it transcends reason.
Examples:
“Dude just lied to three girls at the bar, made out with all of them, then spilled beer on himself and said it was cologne. crim jork behavior.”
“That was a crim jork play if I’ve ever seen one. We charged him $700 for a plug-in install and he said thank you.”
“He’s a fucking crim jork — and I love him for it.”
HOW TO SPOT A CRIM JORK
Speaks confidently about things he learned 12 minutes ago
Casually throws around “business terms” while vaping
Has $300 in cash and a $1,500 iPhone but no car
Probably thinks his girl is ride-or-die but she’s just enabling his downfall
Might win the lottery and lose it all in a custom vape NFT rug pull
“Dude just lied to three girls at the bar, made out with all of them, then spilled beer on himself and said it was cologne. Crim Jork behavior.”
“That was a Crim Jork play if I’ve ever seen one. We charged him $700 for a plug-in install and he said thank you.”
“He’s a fucking crim jork — and I love him for it.”
COMBINED PHRASES
“Crim the Jork” – to push something to its most ridiculous success
“Jork of the Crim” – someone who acts chaotic in service of a bigger scheme
“Crim-Jork spiral” – when two people enable each other’s bad ideas into a perfect storm of degeneracy
“That’s not just jorkin’, that’s Crim Jorkin’” – moment so insane it can’t be topped
VERBAL STRUCTURE / USAGE
“Hit a crim” = pulled off a move that’s chaotic-good or chaotic-neutral
“Massive jork” = big win, unexpected flex, dumb genius moment
“Head Crim” = head of the table, shot caller, delusional mastermind
“Full jork mode” = no thoughts, only action
“Crimmed it” = achieved something through obscure and questionable methods
“Jorked out” = exhausted or overstimulated from high-risk behavior
“Crim energy” = bold, scummy, hot-headed confidence
“That was a Crim Jork play if I’ve ever seen one. We charged him $700 for a plug-in install and he said thank you.”
“He’s a fucking crim jork — and I love him for it.”
COMBINED PHRASES
“Crim the Jork” – to push something to its most ridiculous success
“Jork of the Crim” – someone who acts chaotic in service of a bigger scheme
“Crim-Jork spiral” – when two people enable each other’s bad ideas into a perfect storm of degeneracy
“That’s not just jorkin’, that’s Crim Jorkin’” – moment so insane it can’t be topped
VERBAL STRUCTURE / USAGE
“Hit a crim” = pulled off a move that’s chaotic-good or chaotic-neutral
“Massive jork” = big win, unexpected flex, dumb genius moment
“Head Crim” = head of the table, shot caller, delusional mastermind
“Full jork mode” = no thoughts, only action
“Crimmed it” = achieved something through obscure and questionable methods
“Jorked out” = exhausted or overstimulated from high-risk behavior
“Crim energy” = bold, scummy, hot-headed confidence
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very annoying and bratty. a psychopath that once pretended to poop her pants in the car, so she could run away at the gas station and made her mom chase after her. and also would leave her family at a cemetery with all of their luggage while her sister had to pee, even though she didn’t have her drivers license
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Past tense: Crimmed
Present tense: Crimming, crims.
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Past tense: Crimmed
Present tense: Crimming, crims.
Future tense/general: Crim
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