Santa Clause

Clones of Saint Nicholas who run the streets of many big citys. Recently found to belong to a secretive cocaine operation gang. It is also possible to find them in department stores. They consist of men who have little or no money.
Dude that santa clause is packin some serious shit
by WIGGITY WACK January 07, 2004
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Santa Claused

When they hoe you so bad it can be described simply by one hoe, they hoe hoe hoed you
“Bro she kissed a fat ugly guy last night, she Santa Claused my ass
by Most palone April 03, 2019
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Saddam Clause

The false reasoning that it is okay to commit the perceived lesser evil of violating the principles of the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, national sovereignty, and/or international/federal/state/local laws to eliminate a perceived greater evil, regardless of the consequences.
The United States invoked the Saddam Clause to invade Iraq.
by OneBrokeGuy December 23, 2011
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Barry clause

When a white haired Christmas enthusiast imitates Santa Claus by sporting a Santa hat and sodomizing a reindeer.
Chris had a little too much egg nog and posted pics of himself giving Rudolph the old Barry Clause routine.
by Caveman LV February 19, 2017
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slope clause

In aviaion, a clause stating the maximum number of seats that can be in a regional or subsidiary company aircraft. Usually done in the interest of the pilots protecting themselves from being taken over by a large regional airline.
The Northwest Airlines slope clause says that a regional carrier flying for Northwest cannot have any more than 76 seats in an airplane.
by Joe Randolph July 29, 2007
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Santa Clausing

When you have a shit and you don't want to go to the bathroom so you slide that shit up and down your asshole.
I've been Santa Clausing since the first act.
by erferfin February 12, 2022
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Santa Clause

A fat harry man that breaks into your house on christmas night. Drinks the sticky white stuff the fourteen year old leaves out in the fridge. Rapes you under the bed then gives you a sededation and puts you back to sleep, then he has an affair with your mother. Finally, he is every boys idol because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Me: Jackson us such a Santa Clause.
by Karen's Acrylics October 21, 2019
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