Bork

{verb} To fornicate, have sexual intercourse, or pound in a rhythmic fashion. also see bang, slam, screw, do, sex, sloppy joe, etc.

Hey homey, look at that fine-ass dimepiece over thurr. I'd bork that.

by Skyler Mann December 6, 2007

Bork

Noun: Bork is the name given to the Barnslig Giraff soft toy sold at ikea, which looks like a borked Giraffe. Borks like to dance to Drum and Bass while shaking their long necks and also love to play tug boats. They are friendly creatures and great with kids.

Hannah: Hey Bork can you go get us some um nums from the kitchen please..
Bork: Bork Bork Bork!

by Morgan Martin-Skerm July 5, 2008

borked

broken. deliberate mispelling and leetization of broken. broke > borke > bork > borked

GAH! I borked it!
dude! you borked it!

by clay May 31, 2003

Borking

The most amazing sexual experience you'll ever have in you life. Borking is a sexual experince that requires atleast ONE swede and is very common in the northern parts of europe.

"So, any borking going on lately?"

"Once you go Swede you never go back."

by Sassmasterofsweden May 17, 2014

borked

When something isn't working, or messes up. Can also replace the 'F' word when used to express annoyance or frustration.

Also applicable: borking, bork

"Man, my computer keeps borking up!"

"The whole project was borked, so I had to start over."

"What the bork are you doing?"

by scumbagk December 28, 2011

Borking

Boor-king (state of being) Messing around, wasting time, fucking off, having a laugh.

"Hey, what you doin' there sittin' on the stairs?"

"Oh, just borking."

by Wes Ferguson July 31, 2005

Borking

means fucking boring, bored as fuck, or any other word you see fit to put there.... i prefer fuck

That Andy Danial is so Borking your gonnna have a murder suicide on your hands here soon.

by the bear jew 117 November 9, 2010