play both sides of the ball

to swing both ways

dude i fucked her then i fucked him, i play both sides of the ball

by Joeeeeeeee The HOEEEEEEE September 12, 2010

Free hour in the ball pit

A phrase used to express sarcastic congratulations to completion of a stupid task or a task that results in unexpected negative results. This originates from the first annual dashcon, in which attendees were conned into donating a large sum of money which they were told was needed for the hotel to allow the on to stay, but when asked the hotel staff knew nothing of this fee.

Tumblr user: Let's attempt to raid 4chan!

Normal human being: Wonderful logic. Would you like a free hour in the ball pit?

by HintHint July 13, 2014

Picked up the ball

missing an important opportunity, often once-in-a-lifetime chances

the UK's synonym of the phrase "dropped the ball", as a game of soccer is always played on the ground.

"Hey mate, did you ask Adele out today?"

"Nah i'm gutted about it"

"you really picked up the ball on that one son"

by MC DJ swisher swag July 2, 2012

hit the ball

to use something such as a bat to make a ball move

He hit the ball over the net.

by seniorsam March 15, 2011

on the ball technique

it is a technique used in Halo 2 the game. It is when a male gets his testicles and plays with them on the controller.

Dude, you just got owned by the on the ball technique.

by ozzy20159 September 7, 2007

Bugging the ball

When ever Mitch touches as soccer ball. When making a trap Mitch dances around the ball with his arms up in a bug like fashion. He then tries to manuver the ball around other players with quick bug-like dancing moves. (also known as the bug)

person 1-Mitch just totally bugged all over you.
person 2-O'h that Mitch, always bugging the ball.

by mitch jacki September 30, 2007

Jacking the Ball by the Sea and cake

Jacking the Bal by the Sea and Cake is simply a song. However, used in the right context it can be interpreted as some sort of bizzare sexual innuendo that no one gets.

Me: jacking the ball by the sea and cake
Me: get it you must
insufferable mulct: i've never heard that one, but i'm going to guess handjob.
Me: LOL
Me: I hope you're kidding

by Him Riallu August 29, 2005