baked potato

the act of scaring someone so bad that they shit themselves thereby creating what looks like a large baked potato on their pants.

I scared Rob so bad he had a baked potato.

by darthdaddydaadfgasfdhgjhgdkg April 24, 2017

stale baked potato

When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.

Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that

by Asianpersuasion1202 May 30, 2023

Baked Potato

da best food ever.

Friend A: Whats for dinner.

Friend B: Yeah, (Friend C), whats for dinner.

Friend C: BAKED POTATOES!!!

ALL FRIENDS: ;oadgohasiodkghoai;dhgoad ;-; ilysm all hail the mighty potato.

Friend C: especially the BAKED potato.

by HERP-DERP-KERP-DERP-SMHMERP June 4, 2016

I’m A Baked Potato

Someone who is obsessed with potatoes, so much to the point that they might need therapy

Friend: I’m a baked potato

Me: Seek mental help, please

by ImABakedPotato December 4, 2021

Bake my potato

This is a very common phrase used amongst only the very rambunctious humans. It refers to the process whereby one flicks their partners anus like flicking marble but at excessively high speeds. The friction forces generated in the area result in enormous amounts of heat. Once the heat is generated a potato is then placed gingerly against the anus. Thermal conduction heat transfer causes the potato to bake.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.

1: i’m hungry, can you bake my potato

2: yessir I will do that now
1: that would be very chollom

by Poppyseed Monkey February 6, 2025

baked potato

When you are so high that you lose muscle control, becoming a potato. A baked potato.

If I smoke a blunt alone, I'm pretty baked potato.

by docbrown3 July 4, 2014

baked potato

an absolute munted vegie or person

"see that cripple over there he's a baked potato"
"see that person/thing he's a baked potato"
also can be directed at gays "oh fuck its a baked potato"

by potpat May 8, 2022