eye am sofa king re tod did

1. A joke that is written on a peice of paper and given to a blonde, a retarde, or someone who is just plain stupid.

2. A cruel joke used by retarded people to get other people to say "I am so fucking retarded".

3. The perfect way to confuse a blonde.

4. A great way to piss people off.

After, Alice protested that she was not a dumb blond, we gave her the test. She read that little sheet of paper saying "Eye am sofa king re Tod did" until someone stopped her, which was 15 minutes later.

by Amberologyism! September 16, 2008

tod muddafuckn dooley

Tod muddafuckn Dooley means a good time , hammermodeing good fuckin time...

Im tod muddafuckn Dooley and I don’t give a fuck. Hammer mode

by Tyler500payne May 13, 2019

Tod

Tits On Display. A girl showing her assets as her center piece usually using a revealing top and a push-up bra.

I’m going to talk to that TOD at the bar.

by Trentism November 9, 2021

Todded

When CDK deletes your pictures when you are writing an RO. Often followed by a curse word and a mini-rant on how terrible the CDK software. Very likely to happen to one certain advisor in the dealership.

Damnit, I just got Todded, service drive can you bring back that Accord?

by Walallala September 2, 2021

Todding

When a person thats short has long hair always wears a hat and is a femboy that is a Todd

OH SHIT... I JUST STARTED TODDING

by being_classified_is_cool!!!!ur June 3, 2025

Tod wanging

A game whereby you find some really clayish soil, work it into a tod (small missile) then get a flexible long twig, and press it onto the end. You then wang it (thow it) by holding the other end of the stick, usually aiming at your friends. Dog's tennis ball throwing sticks also work a treat.

Hi Simon, let's go to the park and do some tod wanging.

by LordHerefordsNob May 19, 2022

TOD

an acronym for Twitching Off Drugs, characterizes an individual experiencing involuntary muscle movements or twitching as a result of excessive drug use, particularly associated with partying and recreational substances."

Give me a minute, I’m TOD right now.

by Damedotcom December 13, 2023