swanson

(noun)
The ring of puffy flesh that swells up around the outer edge of the sphincter, after a particularly lengthy and vigorous transaction.

Named for the notorious Pastor Kevin Swanson, who preaches that people who have sex with animals wish to team up with homosexuals to achieve world domination.

"Dude, check out the swanson on my Malamut! One step towards global domination!"

by Monocled General April 17, 2017

Emma Swanson

The most beautiful girl in the world. she always wants to hang out and cuddle. you never know what she’s gonna do next

Frase: Who’s that girl?
Maria: That’s Emma Swanson

by papi chulo 42069 September 4, 2022

Cindy Swanson

When you get your Master's Degree in Iowa City, if you know what I mean.

I may be older, but I did get a Cindy Swanson. *wink wink*

by brownbikini October 27, 2017

jared swanson

A cool guy with some rad shades and some sick ball moves.

DAYUMMM, look at Jared Swanson crossing that ball over in them rad shades!!!

by JOETHEAVERAGEWHITEGUY November 3, 2017

Mac Swanson

The hottest guy in this planet. Has a 15 meter Peter. Loved his friends and it clearly the funniest. Usually the one that gets bullied but takes it like a champ but hates it because he did nothing wrong.

Mac Swanson is so fucking hot

by Qutie man big man March 3, 2021

Swanson

Getting a Handjob from your Mother In Law.

How was the family reunion? It was great. I got a swanson while I there.

by DatsFukdUp October 20, 2020

Shane Swanson

Is a Drrr Burger born at greasy grove.

Shane Swanson is displayed on top of the restaurant at greasy grove.

by Swift hawk420 January 25, 2024