Sloppy Joe

Taking a crap on a flat-chested woman's breasts and then titty fucking her.

I'd like to give Paris Hilton a sloppy joe.

by Jack January 17, 2005

Sloppy Joe

Eating a girl out on her period and she orgasms so hard, she shits herself.

Nick: I will never eat sloppy joes again after last night.

by hamtojam December 7, 2011

sloppy joe

an object or person christned 'joseph', with an old, saggy scrotum

Hey, look at that sloppy joe!

by Bozo chops February 5, 2003

Sloppy Joe

Where you shit in your partner ass, then you eat it out. Like you are eating a sloppy Joe in-between two buns.

I eat the shit out of her ass... My shit. That sloppy Joe was good.

by thescooter0808 January 1, 2015

Sloppy joe

When you do anal and you have poop all up on yo dick and you put it innetween a middle aged woman's breast

Jacobs mom got sloppy joed by Tate after a long night in the fields

by Sxfvhnk1100 July 10, 2016

sloppy joe

When a fat chick's pussy is so wet and cavernous that it sounds like fapping rather than sex

"Guess what!"
"What?"
"I fucked your mum!"
"ewww"
"Yeah she is a real sloppy joe!"

by mehling August 28, 2012

Sloppy Joe

When a person(male or female) takes a shit on your cock and then fuck with the shit all over your dick

"Last night was great!" "Jimmy gave me a sloppy joe and we had fun for hours!"

by Peter B. Stiff January 23, 2009