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Scarecrow Bitch

Scared of peoples judgement and ends up creating an herpes eyesore
Let’s play scarecrow bitch on the new neighbor
by Scowl September 27, 2018
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pussy scarecrow

a person who, by their attitude, words, demeanor, or looks, repels women.
Q: Hey, should we ask Campbell to go? A: fuck no, that guy is a pussy scarecrow!
by poke county, effelay February 16, 2015
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Scarecrow Corporation

A company with a locked-in group of manager(s) who are so terrible to work with that they drive all professional talent away, and new applicants drop off.
"Cloud Imperium Games is a scarecrow corporation."
by iaminhellhelpme June 26, 2024
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meat scarecrow

When someone is decapitated they become a meat scarecrow. There head to be replaced with a Jack O Lantern
A: Did you know about Kurt Cobain?
B: yea he blew his head off and turned himself into a “meat scarecrow”
by Hotdogcity422 July 24, 2022
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Scarecrowing

The act of standing in a window or doorway in a commanding pose to assert physical dominance and ward off unwelcomed visitors through intimidation, especially while fully or partially nude.

Avoid being arrested to become a Scare-PRO.
"My manager was scarecrowing me so hard from her office that now I can't send her emails or bring her coffee without getting an anxiety attack and a boner at the same time."

"My neighbour wouldn't stop parking in front of my house so I scarecrowed him from my backyard for 3 weeks and now they're moving to Kentucky."

*Gets naked and bends over in the window for 8 hours* "That ought to do it!"
by SlinkeyDink June 17, 2020
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paper scarecrow

weird little paper things that just hang around and stare at you. they're pretty useless but some people said that if you feed them corn meal they'll love you forever.
person one: i found a paper scarecrow
person two: ew throw it away
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sex scarecrow

vincent is very hot he is like a sex scarecrow
by sexscarecrow April 7, 2017
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