When a dog 🐕 has a itchy asshole and relieves them self’s by rubbing there juicy rectum on the household carpet , hence leaving behind a trail of a shit stain .
I was watching Monday Night football last night and my fucking dog started a juice rub right in front of me ,dragged his itchy ass on my new carpet leaving a 2 foot long shit stain on it !
by Large in charge March 21, 2019
The act of taking your hand, breaking your fingers all the way backwards, so that they touch the back of your hand, then using your new backwards hand to rub one out.
Kyle: Dude I gave myself a Louisiana Rub last night!
Jack: Dude what's that?
Kyle: You don't wanna know, but I think I might have to amputate my hand!
Jack: Dude what's that?
Kyle: You don't wanna know, but I think I might have to amputate my hand!
by Shobhit July 12, 2013
by The wordmaker June 14, 2014
by cheeseman 2010 October 04, 2016
the rubbing and chaffing of chubby thighs against one another during long walks or duration of activity.
by jackmc3913 November 23, 2009
When the performer of fellatio has false teeth and removes them to allow the gums to come into play.
Kelly: So, you want a blow job.
John: Hell yes.
** Kelly removes her teeth **
John: WTF!!??
Kelly: What? You never had a valveteen rub?
John: Hell yes.
** Kelly removes her teeth **
John: WTF!!??
Kelly: What? You never had a valveteen rub?
by buckonz March 05, 2010
A back rub is usually done for someone whom has a stiff back, or just wants to relax. But in some cases a back rub can turn into something sexual and may make a mistake aka your child.
by Itsmemememememememememem ememe March 22, 2018