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South Pole Pincher

The act of pinching an overweight person's butt cheeks together and making love to the compressed cheeks and not the anus.
I gave your fat-assed mom the old "South Pole Pincher" last night... Ha Ha Ha (deep laugh)
by Huge D September 5, 2006
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Deep Sea Pinchers

The act of giving oral sex, thus enabling the possibility of receiving crabs on ones head.

i.e. Head crabs
Dude, maybe you shouldn't suck so much dick. I think you have deep sea pinchers.
by 8675309eieen69 May 8, 2009
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Taco Pincher

An affectionate name Emily calls Graham that was made by Graham saying enchalada penis and Emily thinking about a crab, thus the word taco pincher was created.
Graham: Hey Penis Enchilada.
Emily: Hey Taco Pincher.
by LatestPlague sXe August 20, 2006
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ass pincher

An ass pincher. Pinches ass. Never pinches tits or vagina, just ass.
Man, what an ass pincher! I want him so baaad!
by hyperass October 21, 2021
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purple pinchers

Noah's crabs.
Noah: I've got crabs!
Hannah: Awesome! What type of crabs?
Noah: Purple pinchers!
by myfriendisgettinghermitcrabs November 24, 2023
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Patty pincher

A word which describes an individual who has nothing better to do than pinch the few friends they have (or wished they had), for not wearing green on Saint Patty's day. Usually the same annoy individual who plays "punch buggy" or brags about their accumulated collection of participation trophies.
Patty pincher: Hey man, I couldn't help but noticing you aren't wearing green *pinches guy*

Guy not wearing green: Oh... thanks... *inwardly forgives Paddy's pincher, due to seeing his/her visible lack of friends*

Patty pincher: *Awkardly smiles and proceeds to crawl back into his/her hole till next Saint party's day*
by Chillbro March 17, 2017
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Penispenny pincher

Someone who pinches Penny's with their penis
Guy1: Mister Crabs penispenny pincher my pennis
Guy2: damn man
by Owl_Boi February 13, 2023
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