South Pole Pincher

The act of pinching an overweight person's butt cheeks together and making love to the compressed cheeks and not the anus.
I gave your fat-assed mom the old "South Pole Pincher" last night... Ha Ha Ha (deep laugh)
by Huge D September 05, 2006
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Deep Sea Pinchers

The act of giving oral sex, thus enabling the possibility of receiving crabs on ones head.

i.e. Head crabs
Dude, maybe you shouldn't suck so much dick. I think you have deep sea pinchers.
by 8675309eieen69 May 09, 2009
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Taco Pincher

An affectionate name Emily calls Graham that was made by Graham saying enchalada penis and Emily thinking about a crab, thus the word taco pincher was created.
Graham: Hey Penis Enchilada.
Emily: Hey Taco Pincher.
by LatestPlague sXe August 20, 2006
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Penispenny pincher

Someone who pinches Penny's with their penis
Guy1: Mister Crabs penispenny pincher my pennis
Guy2: damn man
by Owl_Boi February 13, 2023
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terd pincher

The act of pincing a long terd using just your ass muscles.
Dude, I just couldn't shake that terd, it was so long I had to use my terd pincher muscles.
by metal_buds September 18, 2012
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flower pincher

pinches your nipples until you get an organism from how much it hurts and squirts
i flower pinched her nipples until she hurt and squirt in my mouth or in anal rectum. im a flower pincher and i love nipples
by boob licker March 17, 2008
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Pincher

The Ultimate night out where everyone gets mega drunk.

Referring to Chris Pinchers drunk night out that eventually led to the collapse of the UK Govt Cabinet.
Fancy a Pincher in town tonight?

Mate, last night was a complete Pincher.
by Pandaracer999 July 06, 2022
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