No het tho

Short for “no hetero though”

Inverse of No homo and tweaked version of No Hetero™ (because it sounds too awkward)

Guy: Hi.

Girl: Hi. Did you get a haircut?
Guy: Yeah.

Girl: It looks good. No het tho.

Gandhi: It’s not straight if you say no het tho.

by Waimey Blimey! December 24, 2019

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Tijd voor het Frikandellenbos

Tijd voor het Frikandellenbos signifies a cultural change in homoerotic relationships with the earth itself.

Michelle: What’s up?
Roman: Tijd voor het Frikandellenbos
Michelle: *Fortnite dances*

by kaasbonk September 13, 2022

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also known as Homo-Vision, Heterosexuality Blindness, Every-Character-Is-Gay Syndrome, or HeteroBlind.

where one (usually a teenager doing harmless headcanons) thinks literally every character is gay. it does no harm to literally anyone aside from heteronormative people who get mad at lgbtq+ teens for headcanoning characters.

Tldr; "no character is heterosexual if i get ahold of them"

Rando 1: OMG literally not everyone is gay in media youre fucking delusional.

Someone doing harmless activities: sorry bru im Het-Blind...

by fox fox April 23, 2024

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Het-Washing

The act of historians intentionally reframing historically queer relationships as platonic friendships in order to 'wash' queer identity from history.

"I was shocked to learn that the two English artist bros who lived together for 50 years as confirmed bachelors, who never married, who shared a bed because their bromance was so strong, who kept up daily written correspondence their entire lives turned out to just be roommates! Thanks, Het-Washing for sanitizing my view of history!

See also: "Oh My God They Were Roommates Vine"

by S. Strides November 17, 2022

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