Book Crook

Someone who makes money by stealing books from the local public library, then reselling them online, after removing the security tags and identifying marks.

The book crooks wiped out our entire collection of automotive repair manuals.

by Peter Kobs February 08, 2009

Crook Vag

A crooked or otherwise misshapen vagina that can be attached to one's thigh or other nether regions

Jen Rodgers has a Crook Vag, Have you not seen that picture?

by Gilbert Goober December 04, 2007

pussy crook

One who steals the vagina from another; usually a crooked dick bastard who can't obtain the pussy himself off top.

Jamon became quite jealous as Roach began to put it in the girl's ribs more and more. He decided to put that nigga out of business and pussy crook him.

by Challie May 06, 2007

crooked zebra

referee who has been bribed to put in the fix

"Whatever Ace picked up on the street, he told Remo ... fixed fights, doped horses, crooked zebras, locked in point spreads, he told Remo everything!" - Casino

by rog lewis September 08, 2005

crooked bastard

refers to a Politian,business man, or member of your family who would lie, cheat, steal and just be an all around ass to get their way.

George Bush is such a crooked bastard, he could give a shit about oil prices cuz hes making money.
Steve, that crooked bastard cheated me out of 400 bucks!

by jager101 April 28, 2008

crooked cop

-a vigilante
-an awol cop
-one who takes the law into his own hands

Batman is one epic crooked cop.

by Games4me July 22, 2010

Stoney Crook

Created by Mr. Pookie & Mr. Lucci. Its the name of their record label & group. The name if from their old apartment complex Stoney Brook located off of North Audelia Road in Nawf Dallas (North Dallas)

Stoney Crook In this bitch

by CL.UNT July 14, 2010