stale baked potato

When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.

Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that

by Asianpersuasion1202 May 31, 2023

Undercooked Baked Potato

noun

(1) slang for virgin

Hey @CG04 you're an undercooked baked potato

by stufdcrw February 25, 2021

Twice Baked Potato

When a girl farts and it rolls up and into her vagina and then she has to fart it out again.

That girl farted a twice baked potato and it stunk up the room.

by VonkeyKong January 15, 2024

Baked potato

In general, when a person who isn't the most attractive gets "baked", or high.

Tom: Man, last night was lit!
Jeff(the slightly unattractive one): Yeah, but I have work tomorrow..
Tom: It's alright, man. You're already a baked potato anyway. I'm sure no one will notice.

by That_user_with_a_name April 28, 2017

baked potato

A sex act where a couple wraps themselves tightly in a space blanket and fuck until steam comes out.

It was cold on the camping trip, but Sid and I stayed warm because we had a baked potato every night.

by dgrinder February 03, 2017

Baked Potato

Someone who is high or is going to get high

Baked Potato

by trolololol16 June 15, 2012

Baked Potato

Building a low end computer while high on marijuana.

Hey Steve, lets get high and make a baked potato.

by Uncle Samaclause September 21, 2022