Tequila factor 

The amount of Tequila consumed in bottles (fifths)that would be required to do (screw) a chick or guy. "Eating the worm" adds additional caveats to the meaning without drinking an additional bottle. The tequila factor can be stated with or without "eating the worm". The tequila factor limit is three (3)bottles including eating the worm, because tequila will make you fall in love with anything.

Gosh, she/he, has a one bottle tequila factor without the worm, before I would do her/him!
Her?, she has no tequila factor!
That's definitely a three bottle tequila factor, including the worms!

Tequila factor by Charles R jr. July 9, 2007

Tequila Tears 

1. The act of crying while drinking because one believes that the alcohol will come out of their tears.

2. The act of crying while drinking Tequila. Often due to a broken heart or other such sad occurrences.

1. I wonder if I'll feel sober if I cry tequila tears?

2. Don't cry for him girl, he doesn't even deserve your tequila tears.

Tequila Tears by LovLa <3 November 15, 2011

Tequila burn

The result of drinking too many margaritas, and your face appears as though it is sunburnt.

Bro, you have rowdy tequila burn! Slow down on that margarita.

Tequila burn by Mad alcohol scientist January 26, 2014

tequila rimming 

1. Shave her crack and a-hole so the skin is sensitive.
2. Cut a lime in half and rub it in enthusiastically along the full length of her crack, paying particular attention to her arsehole.
3. Add a good sprinkle of salt all along.
4. Pour tequila into the small of her back so it runs down the crack, bury your face between those salty sticky limey tequila-y cheeks and get stuck in..

5. It will all get a bit squirmy - repeat as required :)

"She loves a good tequila rimming"
"Me too, and the more I do it the better her arse looks!"

tequila rimming by BasculeW April 20, 2014

Tequila gawk

A Tequila gawk is performed by pouring a line of salt along a penis and taping a lime wedge to the balls. Then whomever is sucking the dick, takes a shot of tequila, deepthroats the dick and licks the limey balls.

Wanting to spice up their sex life and get shit faced at the same time Dan and Moomoo decided to do Tequila gawks instead of shots.

Tequila gawk by Grynn Rockatansky July 25, 2018

Tequila Joseph

Joseph Joestar in his final god tier form, the best anime waifu according to the Pope, Dwayne the Rock Johnson and even God himself.

A disguise so beautiful even German Guards will get boners to it, it’s so utterly powerful it could destroy universes

Joseph Joestar: -becomes Tequila Joseph-

Me: well fuck now I’m gay

Tequila Joseph by TittiesMakeMyEyesGoAWOOGA December 12, 2021

Tequila Mudslide 

Tequila Mudslide -- This is when you're fucking a girl in the ass and you pull out and give her a "dirty sanchez" then piss on her face to wash the shit off of her lip.

Tequila - b/c tequila looks like piss and mudslide b/c the piss streaming down her face will be full of shit.

I was in Mexico fucking this chick in the ass and I gave her Tequila Mudslide.

Tequila Mudslide by Darin/Ryan November 27, 2006