When you find each other attractive and wanna do stuff but can't because of several reasons and worry about what people will say
"I really like him and wanna suck his cock but I can't cos people will be disgusted"
"Wow thats alot of sexual tension between friends"
"Wow thats alot of sexual tension between friends"
by Sexygirlwithbigtitties December 29, 2020
The definition of this short phrase : If someone says goodbye tension hello pension it means they are a retired dota player. They will usually purchase a mug with the phrase on or an official t-shirt to confirm their retirement.
Rod: Hey there ted , ermm sorry but look what t-shirt i bought ( shows shirt )
Ted : Omg that shirt says goodbye tension hello pension on it !
Rod : yeah it does ... urmm im retired ...
Ted : Omg no way !!!
Ted : Omg that shirt says goodbye tension hello pension on it !
Rod : yeah it does ... urmm im retired ...
Ted : Omg no way !!!
by TheConfectionarySalesman November 28, 2009
Tension porn: boobs about to burst, tight clothing, tight belly expansion, saline infusion, subcutaneous inflation, and large insertions
all of these revolve around tension/pressure. usually painful.
all of these revolve around tension/pressure. usually painful.
by nonobutbut March 06, 2022
by Kanye west stole my balls July 18, 2018
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025
Da "wound up" feeling dat you experience when da snow starts to recede and da first green shoots of grass start coming up, making you feverishly compelled to go and check da tempered-steel coiled-wire components of your lawn and garden equipment to see if they still possess adequate pull, or if they are too saggy and weak to do their strong-and-quick-return-motion job anymore.
Da term "spring tension" and also refer to da yearly period when "young men's thoughts turn to love", and thus you are concerned dat if you manage to sneak a willing female home wif you, your parents --- or even worse, da girl's parents, if you two also end up at her house on some of da occasions when you "get it on" --- will hear da tell-tail squeaking of your mattress-coils.
by QuacksO June 14, 2023
As a friend to someone, and you try to help them out in a very tense way. Not normally a calm helpful way.
"Dee, I think you have gained some weight..."
"Dick, What is that suppoed to mean? "
"I am saying you need to cut the pounds! "
"Ah, well that's just mean, Dick! "
"No, it's called Companion tension! "
"Dick, What is that suppoed to mean? "
"I am saying you need to cut the pounds! "
"Ah, well that's just mean, Dick! "
"No, it's called Companion tension! "
by EMjobz January 31, 2012