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Chocolate Telescope

The act of looking up someone’s ass looking for a turd to come shooting out at you
Dude me and Megan decided to try the chocolate telescope and I got pink eye
by Realfluffy20 April 3, 2021
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Hubble Space Telescope

What is the Hubble Space Telescope? Well, I looked it up on Wikipedia and it gives you an overview of Hubble’s life. They say “Hubble was launched in 1990” and “it can take extremely high resolution images.” Huh. They didn’t let me edit the Wikipedia page, so here we are. Let me tell you, Hubble is so much more than anything that some researcher can write on a page. Let’s start with the basics: it’s a very big peepee in space. If that’s not enough for you, consider the fact that the Hubble Space Telescope is indisputably the thiccest satellite so far. 24 THOUSAND POUNDS OF HUBBLE. It’s so beautiful I could cry. And not only that, it’s speeding along at OVER FIVE MILES PER SECOND. That’s right people, miles per second. That’s faster that an ambulance. Now, I know this definition isn’t supposed to be that long. I also know that this probably won’t get published. But I had to try. I had to write about Hubble. I love you Hubble. Always.
“Hey what’s the coolest thing in the world?”
“Haha, the Hubble Space Telescope, of course!”
by HubbleTheSquid April 22, 2019
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nubble space telescope

having an internet connection so slow that u transmit and receive data as fast as the hubble space telescope.
he's lagging so badly he could be a nubble space telescope
by moon August 1, 2004
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Talossa

The Kingdom of Talossa is an independent, sovereign nation in North America, which seceded peacefully from the United States in 1979.The Kingdom of Talossa is located on the western shore of La Mar Talossan (Lake Michigan), surrounded by the U.S. city of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, but today most active citizens live in other parts of the United States and Canada, Europe, South America, Asia, and Africa. Talossa is a constitutional monarchy, headed by a non-political King, and governed by a democratically elected Government.

Citizens of Talossa are called "Talossans" and actively participate through the governing body parliament known as the "Ziu." The Kingdom of Talossa has it's own Consitution, Law, Judicial process, State Seal and College of Arms.
Leonard of Shaar Dawid: "So, how long have you been a Citizen of the Kingdom of Talossa?"

Talossan: "I have been a Talossan for about two years."
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Telstra

Worst ISP in Australia.
Known for artificially rate limiting their ADSL, being a complete pain to deal with, and only existing because it's a monopoly created by the government.
The safest computer is one nto connected to the Internet, that's why I'm connected via Telstra's Bigpond.
by dquixter September 28, 2006
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Telstra

Gh3y ISP that offers stupid, over priced plans. Also, has a Games website thats always fuckin down. Did i mention they are all gh3y there..??
I got Telstra adsl, it blows penguins..
by William Ballbags March 20, 2003
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telstra

1. The name given to something that takes without giving.

2. An alternative word for evil.

3. Telstra fits with the definition of a physco-path. Complete disinterest in the wellbeing of others. Actively causes other people to suffer to fulfil its own desires.

4. Lawbreaker

5. Liar
The Telstra never returned the promised service but happily took large sums of money.
by Telstra Duped Me February 14, 2008
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