tedding out

the act of sneaking out of work early, but leaving your computer on to give the appearance that you are still there

Hey Adam, Jarod and I are tedding out of here to go to the grinder convention in our capri pants

by mfdunn01 April 15, 2015

teading

another word for teasing, but in a slightly more joking manner. Mostly used when talking to a flattering girl one is joking around with.

John teaded Jessica as he slowly leaned in for a kiss, but rather than completing the kiss just froze teading Jessica romantically.

by Madda_Love_Me_Long_Time December 9, 2019

Tell me without telling me

A game played on TikTok where you are challenged to say something without directly saying it.

Girl in TikTok: Tell me without telling me your boyfriend is the best boyfriend ever. I’ll go first…

*girl pans camera to her boyfriend lovingly picking out all the stuff she hates off her extra large pizza*

Me: looks over to my husband who won’t even hold the door open for me when he enters a store.

*cries cus I know I’ll never know what that feels like*

by CallMeMaybe3435 March 3, 2022

tending

Keeping the hair of the pubic region in check. Also known as tending (to) the crops/garden.

Tonight? As long as you've been tending, baby.

by SplodgeOMatic January 26, 2008

Not Telling You

"Not telling you" is an expression you use when you want to piss off people by not telling them something the want to know.

Guy1: I had sex last night, want to know who I had sex with?
Guy2: Who? Who?
Guy1: Not telling you.
Guy2: Oh fu...
Guy1: Don't curse, mister!

by Fotus9 January 10, 2009

tending ones' patch

tending ones' marijuana crop

nurturing where one gets' money (oasis, etc)

tending ones' patch is important, until the end!!

at work, it is is wise to be seen tending ones' patch

tending ones' patch makes good business sense!!

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

telling a minty

someone that has told a blatant lie and has been caught out doing so.

I'm telling ya i haven't got any holiday snaps cos i lost my phone ( posted 3 hours ago via mobile)

I think someones telling a minty .......

by hippy71 June 23, 2013