Teigen Barret

Has a long shlong great for pulling and putting in you.

Teigen Barret is in me

by Cuminurmom November 24, 2021

Teagued

The act of ejaculating in lieu of the imminent feeling of a bowel movement.

I was stuck in traffic and teagued my pants, but now i don’t have to take a crap.

by The_cooter November 26, 2021

Teague

the most amazing boy you'll ever meet <3
if you're friends with one, keep him close.

love you bb

"I love teague, he's amazing •w•"

by flowers4u<3 December 11, 2021

Teague

A derogatory term for a know it all

“Hey, have you asked Brian yet?”
“No, he’s such a Teague it gets on my nerves”

by LorQuasimodo December 21, 2021

Teigun

Dude with a large penis. Overall a bamf of a man. He will always get lots of hot women without even trying. Teigun is just a sexy man that can bench 415 and squat 515 and deadlift 800 pounds for reps.

Teigun is one of the hardest working men I've ever seen.

by ttagg21 March 15, 2022

teague

Teague is the ultimate epitome of a legend. He’s really tall, handsome, athletic, funny, and just has an all-around attitude of the guy we all want to be friends with or date, just don’t deserve him.

“Teague is such a legend I told me friend”, “he sure is!”, he replied

by Unanimous person 3724A December 4, 2022

teigen

teigen…. how do i say this. teigen is the most beautiful girl i have ever met in my life. her eyes are the purest; just looking into them makes me want to get lost. she’s super insecure about herself and thinks she’s ugly, when in reality every time i see her it’s like im looking at an angel. she has so many problems with her parents and even though it’s been hard, it’s made her into the most caring abs thoughtful person. she tends to overthink a lot about everything, even though she’s don’t nothing wrong. her hair is so smooth and silky, her eyes are the perfect shade of ocean blue. her skin is softer than silk, her face the resemblance of absolute beauty. teigen is someone who i could look hours at and never find any flaw about her. - a

brodie- “oh my god… who is that girl?”

grace- “oh, that’s teigen. she’s so fucking beautiful, right? i literally could look at her for hours.”

brodie- “she’s so beautiful that sunflowers turn to her because they think she’s their sun.”

grace- “dude… that was like.. for real so poetic.”

by fagwithadrughabit March 13, 2023