Teeples

A rare penile infection in which the penis becomes lopsided, shrinks and develops sores and warts. This is typically caused by an extreme case of excessive masturbation.

I heard tom caught Teeples, damn now no bitch is going to fuck him

by Lickumup December 15, 2017

oom teetee

A phrase in Jawaspeak that means "I got to take a shit!"

"Well, I ate that Double Chili Wookie Cheeseburger earlier and man oom teetee."

by Armando Tlauhetl December 7, 2007

Teeter Totter

A sexual position in which two women ride a man’s face and dick simultaneously, creating a human teeter totter.

“I saw you go home with those two girls bro”
“We did the Teeter Totter man. It was insane”

by allahu YEETbar November 16, 2018

tweetlessness

When you can't sleep because you are trying to think of things to twitter the next day.

"Dude, you look tired..." "Yeah, I was up all night--tweetlessness..."

by FitzLovin' May 28, 2009

textlexic

Someone who constantly misspells words while texting.

I can never understand her texts, she must be textlexic.

by shamrock2157 September 5, 2013

Textless

When someone text you a very awkward and creepy message... Like speechless

Worker 1: Girl, my boss is so hip! He texts me with a winky emoji like, ;)

Worker 2: Omg, what a creep! If my boss would ever text me with just a winky emoji? Id be totally creeped out and will leave me textless.

Girl: aww, you're so cute! I love guys who love animals!

Boy: :)

Girl: *textless*

by Mekaekae May 30, 2015

tentleweed

Tumbling tent that had not been properly secured during predicted high winds.

As high wind visits our Death Valley camp site, colorful REI tents turn into tentleweed and clear the site of everything but campers and RVs.

by Carmabela February 20, 2018