Ballsack Tentacles

Small, foreign limbs protruding from the ballsack area which tend to emit a colorless, putrid smelling discharge.

Noob: hey what are those????//


Alexzander von dick sack: those are just my ballsack tentacles. Notice the putrid discharge?

by oprah hitler March 9, 2009

Tripping Over a Testicle

The feeling one gets while watching a 3D movie

"Dude when we were watching that movie i felt like i was tripping over a testicle."

by Sweaty Balls and the Rickist April 5, 2010

Testoclesius

Puffy nippled, mullet haired aussy that wears a giant helmet. Often spouts, "Nerd" or "Slaughtered" while spending countless hours on an interforum calling himself a playboy, when in fact he still lives with his mum.

That poser is such a Testoclesius. Did you see Genxgenius doing Testoclesius?

by schnoogie November 22, 2004

testiclette

1.) A uniquely small, but cute testicle.

2.) Another way of saying testicle. Sometimes pronounced with a french flare where it is pronounced more like, "tes-tee-clay".

1.) Awww, your testiclette is so charming, but how do you cope with such a small sack?

2.) Why do you have to be such a testiclette?

by Willy Wonka Man April 27, 2008

testicles in your mouth

Self explanatory, there are testicles in your mouth

Yo why you got testicles in your mouth?

by PkTheArsonist June 26, 2021

Testicle Tadpoles

Testicle Tadpoles: n. A peciluar, yet humorous way of refering to sperm.

Saudi's testicle tadpoles are swimming in his girlfriend's eye ball.

"Sensually suck the pole, and I'll give you some testicle tadpoles."

by Woo-Ladd February 24, 2009

Testicle Clap

The act of air humping causing your testicles to make a clapping sound against your stomach and gooch. Mostly occuring when you have recently stepped out of a pool or shower.

After stepping from the shower timmy decided to award himself an applause using the testicle clap.

by spo2126 August 5, 2009