techscuse

noun: a lame explanation where technology is blamed for obvious and often intentional human error.

She used the lame techscuse "I never got the email" to avoid having to take charge of the project at work.

by CathMar July 10, 2016

Techosystem

A system, or a group of interconnected products and services, formed by the interaction of a community of tech products with their environment.

For example: The Apple techosytem; Apple Music, iTunes, iPhone

Dirk-Jan: I chose an iPhone because I like Apple Techosystem, I love paying top dollar just to use their services on their devices.
Anthony: I'm more into the Android techosytem, I love having a chose for what services I can use and don't have to pay top dollar for it.

by Henkie T May 9, 2018

Techshit

When your electronic device freaks out or has a crazy software issue

Gamer 1: Bro, check this glitch out! Gamer 2: Dude, I tried it, and my Xbox went techshit

by Robo - Hunter June 19, 2019

techspreading

The act of scattering your laptop, cell phone, and related charging cables all over a common table.

"Ugh, this guy is techspreading all over the bar at this Starbucks, I can't set my coffee down."

by TyrelSouza September 4, 2019

techspert™

somebody who is a tech-expert™

person one: do you know how to update my computer?
person two: i'm no techspert™...

by qwertyadfghjkl;' October 14, 2020

Techscape

noun: the technology landscape of a company, organization or entity. verb: the process of transforming the technology landscape of a company, organization or entity.

We would absolutely love techscape your complex technology landscape!

by ThadiusCreed January 29, 2021

Techsplain

the helpful explanation of something related to technology by someone who knows a good amount about it.

Ask her to techsplain, she is an engineer!

by agdgagdg June 24, 2021