technocream

1. Technocream is an ointment used to protect your valuable electronics from the sun's harmful rays.

2. What happens when you get overly excited by electronics.

1. Get out the technocream, its 80 outside and I want to take my laptop and sit under a tree.

2. Choochoo, the gangsta, has a serious case of the technocreams.

by Fo_Realsies April 6, 2010

Technochronic

A person who always keeps having strange unexplainable issues with their computers, smartphones and other devices etc., not because it is their fault or he/she is dumb. (not to be confused with technophobe)

There is always a (at least one) technochronic person in every company with whom the IT support just doesn't wanna deal with. You just cant find how to fix their IT issue which no one else is having.

by MindBlowing February 1, 2015

Technocrapaphobia

The fear of using a restroom without having your smart phone available to use while sitting on the throne.

Husband: Hey, this coffee is kicking in and I gotta go take a dump. Give me my phone back please.

Wife: Wait a minute. I don’t have my phone and I need to finish this.

Husband: Come on! Don’t you know I suffer from technocrapaphobia!

by Lupine86 November 8, 2022

TechnoDoldrums

Teck-know-dole-drums : (ADJ) the state of being forced into a lower tech situation than your are normally in, such as being forced to use Dialup after using Broadband, or going from a modern PC to one several years and many Megahertz slower

My dialup connection at home is like being in the TechnoDoldrums compared to the T-1 line at college.

by Infinite Loop August 26, 2005

Technocrap

A useless/outdated piece of technology that has absolutely outlived it usage or was never useful at all.

Man this printer is some technocrap lets throw it out the window...

by Steak405 October 6, 2008

technocrat

San Francisco's young and wealthy, tech start-up "millennial" class.

Of course, the Technocrats only drink Philz gourmet coffee.

by Gus Medina March 29, 2015

technodowner

a person who pretends they know something about technology, but in fact have no idea

person 1: i bought a mobile phone that has bluetooth
person 2: do u even know what bluetooth does?
person 1: offcourse i do it lets u take better pictures
person 2: *sigh*..ur such a technodowner

by {PLONK} July 12, 2006