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Taint Tapper

a person that loves tapping peoples area between their vagina(woman) or nutsack(guy)
& asshole. Commonly known as the taint.
Jenny Kenny is suck a taint tapper.
by Kendra Trego February 9, 2009
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Vermont Maple Tapper

When you pour maple syrup into her pussy and then get it on. May be followed by eating the Lumberjack goodness.
Ted: Dang, Precious drank a huge chug!

Carol: Well, come on, tap her and watch the sap flow...

Ted: Oh Carol, darling, I love when you want a Vermont Maple Tapper.
by AmusesHerself April 13, 2009
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Joshua Teenie Tapper

Noun

Derogatory name for a man with a penis of far below average size.
(girl 1) "how did last night go?"

(girl 2) "Thanks to Joshua Teenie Tapper, I had to fake it. I didn't even orgasm until after he left!"
by ALoverOfLove August 14, 2016
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dungeon toe tapper

A term used to define the ugliest bitches with the most nasty looking toes
Matt: Look! Bianca is wearing flip flops and her toes look nasty
Phoebe: Yeah look her her feet, what a dungeon toe tapper.
by .empress. November 14, 2019
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Vermont Tree Tapper

When you funnel Pure Vermont Maple Syrup into your asshole and then have a girl suck it out through a straw.
Larry wanted to spice up his love life, so he talked his girlfriend into giving him a Vermont Tree Tapper.
by BillGatesEatsChildren February 27, 2010
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Tapper knacker

When a women taps the knacker sack with her index finger.
Boo can you tapper knacker me please
by The knacker tapper September 13, 2021
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Tonya Tapper

A baton, typically a retractable/collapsible type that is carried by the police and can be easily carried by an average civilian and used for self-defense or destroying kneecaps.

The term is derived from the 1994 attack of Olympic figure skater Nancy Kerrigan by Shane Stant, who was later revealed to be hired by Jeff Gillooly and Shawn Eckardt. Eckardt was the bodyguard to and Gillooly was the ex-husband of rival Olympic figure skater Tonya Harding. The attacker used a 21-inch (53 cm) ASP telescopic baton and was intending to break the knee of Kerrigan, thus allowing Harding to advance further. Many news outlets and people have since associated Tonya Harding directly with the attack and the alliterative term "Tonya Tapper" was created.
"Did you hear Jimmy got hit up with a Tonya Tapper? He's never going to walk the same."

"I keep a Tonya Tapper in my car in case of emergencies."

"What is the word for a Tonya Tapper again? You know, the one that you smash into the ground to collapse or into kneecaps."
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