TAFT

This ain't fucking Texas

Texas oilfield worker: Well in Texas, we do XYZ

Oilfield worker from everywhere else: TAFT

by Funkman1025 May 29, 2023

Taft

When Barney does some taft shit.

"Barney, you fucking taft"

by Squander December 30, 2021

taft

taft means life sucks

Hey hows life? taft Oh.

by handlespace October 04, 2023

Taft

Slang for trash, typically used by educated people

That school's soccer team is Taft. They haven't won a game since 1969

by Bennybo145 November 05, 2018

Taft

When you fart and a little bit of shit comes out. Usually used when trying to be a bit more discreet.

"I need you to bring me a change of pants. It was a taft."

by September 15, 2020

TAFT

This Ain't Fuckin' Texas

For Texans, there are two states in the U.S.A. Texas, and TAFT. This ain't fuckin' Texas

by Chisolm Trail December 17, 2017